Redneck Luke and Hillbilly Beth

"Paw said...don' go shootin' no possum, so I used m' shoelace an got me some Coon for dinna"



"Jis' like ol' Davie Crocky"



"Now don' you go aleavin Frodo, Samwise Gamgee. I ain' gonna put up wi' no black riders whuppin yer hides"



"Aint that jis like the fella t' get a big head and stand ataller than the woman"



"A gal's gotta grow livin' things, ain' no smell in plastic flowers"



"Life's a soberin factuality, we gots us some soberin faces to match"